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whatsnot-to-love:


shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY. 
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! 
shit tyrone. get it together.

whatsnot-to-love:

shit tyrone

you are tearing this family apart

MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! 

shit tyrone. get it together.

sir-laughsalot:
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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
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